How to Die from Sweetness: Ten Simple Steps

8:07 PM Steph

[Note: Follow these steps at your own risk.]


Step 1:  Round up your friends and schedule a Friday night (or any day of your preference)  for death by sweetness.



Step 2:  Do not eat lunch on that Friday.  If you really can't do this, eat as little lunch as possible.

Step 3:  Go to SM Megamall Atrium Level 2 and look for the Haagen-Dazs shop.




Step 4:   Look for a vacant table, preferably the one nearest to the ice cream fridge (for maximum advantage over other guests).




Step 5:   Wait for a crew to approach you and then ask for the Haagen-Dazs Eat All You Can promo.






Step 6:  Pick your first two Haagen-Dazs flavors from the menu.  I personally recommend strawberry and macadamia.




Step 7:  Wait for the sweet stuff.




Step 8:  When your order arrives, eat it like there's no more tomorrow!  Remember that you need to finish it all up before ordering a new batch.




Step 9:  Repeat from Step 6 untill you die of sugar rush or ice cream intoxication.




Step 10:  If you are still alive after all the ice cream you gobbled up, pay your bill.  (Don't forget to leave a generous tip for your servers who patiently watched and waited for you gluttons!)




P.S.  DON'T FORGET THAT I WARNED YOU!

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